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Post by tyke on Sept 27, 2012 13:52:10 GMT -5
well as no one took me up on my last challenge i will set a new one
the challenge is simple can anyone out bad joke me
my joke
two parrots sat on a perch one turns to other and says can anyone smell fish
the winner will be the one who i deem baddest and is worth 5m metal and 3m crystal will give it one weekish lol
good luck all
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Post by bosskid on Sept 27, 2012 14:06:01 GMT -5
You know why atheist don't use exponents, cause they don't believe in higher powers!  |
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Post by spaceman on Sept 27, 2012 14:46:41 GMT -5
Why did the man saw his toilet in half?...Because his half-ass brother was coming to town! ;D
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Post by ivan on Sept 27, 2012 15:29:30 GMT -5
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.
She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.
“What's that?” he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said “Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. “Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, “What the hell did you do that for?”
“Tarzan check for bees first!”
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Post by daneger09 on Sept 27, 2012 21:22:27 GMT -5
haha. bad joke. i have one.
what did the cold weather say to the last leaf on a tree? "fall". xD
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Post by tyke on Sept 28, 2012 15:26:27 GMT -5
we are talking true level baddness but surely we can do worse 2 snowmen sat in field one turns to other and says can anyone smell carrot  |
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Post by spaceman on Sept 28, 2012 19:20:47 GMT -5
What did the mime say to the other mime? ;D
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Post by ivan on Oct 4, 2012 6:39:03 GMT -5
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The
other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"
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Post by ivan on Oct 4, 2012 6:39:20 GMT -5
Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off.
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Post by ivan on Oct 4, 2012 6:40:46 GMT -5
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
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